what? why are you looking at me like that?

that’s what you’re wearing?

yes, I have an office today so I have to be at least kinda dressy

so that’s what you chose?

what the hell man? what kind of thing is that to say to me?

well you normally only wear that thing around the house.

this thing is a skirt and I was only wearing it around the house cause it is cooler than a pair of shorts. besides it was dirty then and I did the laundry so its clean now.

if you say so.

this from the guy who wears the same ripped camo shorts day in and day out only taking them off at night and sometimes not even then? right.  I look fine.

I wash them in between.

stop talking to me.